Literature
Who are You?
The lights come up on SCRUFFY MAN, standing centerstage, rocking back and forth on his heels, clearly waiting for something. He gazes about distractedly, fidgets with his shirtsleeves, scratches his head, checks his watch, and in general indicates that he is not a very patient man. After several moments, SECURITY GUARD shouts at him from offstage
SECURITY GUARD: (offstage) Hey you! (Enters briskly, stage right. SCRUFFY MAN looks at him in surprise)
SCRUFFY MAN: Who, me?
SECURITY GUARD: No, the other crazy man who's been standing up on the roof for the past three hours. (SCRUFFY MAN looks about, t